the leader of the menagerie | KNUX;
"Uh... Can we help you with something?"

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"I came for the catering, not the entertainment show.. *smirks as he grabs an apple and chomps it, his pearly whites glistening* What do you freaks call yourself when you're not scavenging at the catering table?"

the leader of the menagerie | KNUX;
"*watches The Miz chewing the apple* Hahaha... What's the matter, don't wanna try some of our sweet delicious pies? *looks around at the pies* If you must know... *looks around the table* This.. Is Crazzy Steve... *Crazzy Steve smiles crazily* This is Rebel.. *Rebel smiles and waves her hand* This is The Freak.. *The Freak growls and flexes his arms* And of course, I'm Knux. *smiles* Hahaha... And we *he motions to the group* are The Menagerie..."

The camera shows The Miz looking at each person respectively..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"The Menagerie.. Hmm.. Never heard of them.. *pulls out some signed head shots of himself handing them to each person individually* I am sure you all know me, Hollywood A-Lister, former AEW World Champion and the future of AEW.. The Miz.."

the leader of the menagerie | KNUX;
"Right. Thanks... Uh.. Miz.. So Mr. Hollywood, wanna join us in a little pie eating contest? The Freak is timing us and Steve over here *nudges Crazzy Steve's shoulder* thinks he can beat me in pie eating.. Hahaha... He's a wild one. *Crazzy Steve crazily nods his head*"

The Miz looks around and then takes a look at one of the pies on the table..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"What's in it?"

the leader of the menagerie | KNUX;
"We have plenty of different pies.. We have strawberry, blueberry, lemon and cream pies to name a few.. *moves a chair close to the table* That's you're chair.."

The Miz looks shocked..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"I bring my own chair thank you! *motions off screen as an anonymous AEW staff member brings a chair out. It's a Hollywood director's chair, metal grammar phone and a large star with THE MIZ written on it. The Miz sits down and crossing his legs he motions Knux* I'm ready now.."

the leader of the menagerie | KNUX;
"Hahaha... Ooooh, look at the big shot. All right, then, Hollywood... Let's get this started... You ready, too, Steve? *Crazy Steve nods his head* Good... *gets ready by fixing the bib around neck* Let's do this..."

Rebel is to the forefront of the table and she reaches into her back pocket pulls out a gun, lifting it into the air and pulling the trigger, sounding a loud gunshot and causing pieces of the ceiling to fall to the ground as Crazzy Steve, Knux and The Miz begin digging into their respective pies.. The Miz takes one bite and after taking a few bites he spits the pie out and gives a grimacing look, looking about to puke..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"How did I get the lemon pie?"

The Miz keeps trying to eat the pie, taking little bite by little bite as the time slowly ticks away.. A few minutes later The Miz finishes his pie and looks around as the rest of the Menagerie who obviously finished ages ago..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"So I won right? Where's my prize?"

Knux and Crazzy Steve stare blankly at The Miz, with pie all over their faces..

the leader of the menagerie | KNUX;
"Well, Hollywood... Since you were a good sport and all, joining us in this contest... We got a special prize for you.... Right, Steve?"

Knux looks to Crazzy Steve, who stands from his chair and walks over to the side of the table. He bends down and reaches underneath, grabbing four tied balloons, a red, blue, white and yellow. Crazzy Steve walks over to The Miz with the balloons in hand. He extends his arm towards The Miz, handing him the balloons..

the leader of the menagerie | KNUX;
"There ya go, hahahaha..."

The camera shows as Crazy Steve honks horn and jumps up and down excitedly at the prize..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"Uhh.. Thanks? So where are the press cameras? The millions of The Miz's fans? Charity work like this needs to be recognised somewhere?"

The Miz stands up looking around.. Down the corridor Austin Aries is seen heading to the locker room, he sees The Miz with his balloons and starts pointing and laughing.. The Miz sees Austin, looks at the balloons and lets them go embarrassed..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"ENOUGH! I've got a match to get ready today against an overweight buffoon and some guy who's only claim to fame is being related to a fossil of an owner of TNA Dixie Carter.. Thanks for the pie!"

The Miz storms off to catch up with the tag partner as the cameras cut back to the Menagerie who are looking at each other confused.. Crazy Steve honks his horn and looks up as the rest of the group does.. The camera pans to the coloured balloons on the ceiling as it fades out..

The fans keep booing as The Miz tries to quietens them down, but that just makes them boo louder..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"I know, I'll speak to management later, but that's not why I'm here.. I'm here to say a few things both about my opponents later tonight, my tag partner and of course the current tag champions.. But first, my tag partner.. One half of the greatest tag team known to man.. You see a lot of people asked The Miz, why Austin Aries.. Why him? But a lot of you don't realise that when you want to be the greatest tag team known to man, well you just can't wrestle with just anyone.. Austin Aries is in a calibre of his own, much like me.. We're the cream of the crop, the best of the best and tonight is just going to be a sample of what we have planned for the rest of AEW.. *smirks* We're the future and anyone who gets put in our way or interferes in our business will suffer a fate worth than death.."

The Miz paces around the ring as the fans continue to boo..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"Hahaha.. Don't boo, we're doing you all a favour.. Don't you see all the dead weight this company has on it's shoulder? Can't you see we're the future, I don't need to keep saying it, Austin and I will do it tonight.. Just watch and see.."

The fans start throwing rubbish and booing louder..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"Now now.. Don't get upset.. Tonight, you're getting the greatest match of all.. Austin and I are facing two chumps, We are A-lister performers against a washed up overweight wrestler and someone living off their family name.. Much like the McMahon.. *laughs* Brings back memories.. But I promise tonight we're going to show you all what Austin and I are all about.. We're here to make a statement, get to the top and we're going to go through whomever we need to just to make it happen.. This company is ripe for the picking and tonight is the first step towards our great future in AEW.. *pauses smiling* You should all be grateful, I've temporarily put my movie career on hold to come bakc to AEW.. I got a lucrative contract and that's cause the powers that be know I'm worth every single penny of it.. *smirks* I make more money than most people in this company combined.. *scoffs* Maybe I could offer EC3 and Brodus Clay a job after this is over with.. Hahaha.. Not like they will be able to wrestle right?"

The Miz continues pacing, smiling broadly..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"Brodus Clay and EC3 don't stand a chance, I mean look at them, what accomplishments do they have compared to me? I'm a former tag champion, a former AEW World Champion.. They should just save themselves the embarrassment and just not turn up.. Saves my time and yours, after all they don't want to see us wipe the floor with two wastes of spaces.. *scoffs* I'd get more competition from a second rate organisation then facing you two.. So I recommend not turning up tonight.. Do yourself a favour.."

Laughing he continues..

king of the mizfits | THE MIZ;
"Now, about MVP and Bobby Lashey.. *smirks* These two losers are the tag champions.. *looks around* It sounds like Austin and I have come at the right time. We see this company at the mercy of lesser wrestlers and with that said we're the future.. I can't say it enough.. Tonight begins the future of Austin & The Miz and the future of this company.. I'm done talking, it's time for action.."